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Thursday, May 3, 2012

TROLLOL

Assalamualaikum & Greetings (:
Today, I have nothing to share. Oh yes, I do have. 

AnisseWu is online.
Ayam is online.

As you can see above, have you ever behaved exactly like that? Well, you must know that 

DON'T REPLY ME 
LOL HAHEHOHIHmm...especially
K.

I know and 100% understand when you respond me with those kind of words, you actually have nothing to say or respond or reply or what the heck. So, why not you end the conversation properly or just change the topic with something else, if you wanna keep the chat going on and on. Actually I'm not the one who kills the conversation, it were all because of earthlings who have this kind of habit: don't know how to behave when chatting with people via social website.

AnisseWu is online.
Ayam is online.


Kalau aku kan, bila orang chat macam ni:

Ayam: Hye...
Aku: Hi, whatsup ! 
Ayam: Kau buat apa?
    Aku: Chat dengan kau & layan dorama ~! :3
Ayam: hahaa..., [Google Translate: Gelak HAHAHA]
Aku: ==
(dalam hati: The fuck?! Benda tuu pun nak 'hahaa...' ? Bangang do.)

Ayam: Eh, kau dah pergi rumah dia?
Aku: Belum. Jom lah pergi sama, bawa geng kau sekali ^^ glameriah sikit. 
Ayam: LOL [Google Translate: LAUGH OUT LOUD]
(dalam hati: The fish?! Tak kebendenya nak LOL)

Aku: Okay fooooine, tak payah lah :/ 
Ayam: Jom lah pergi dua dua ><  
Aku: Taknak lah, nanti orang kata apa pulak ="= Kau ni, ajak lah sesape (: 
Ayam: K [Google Translate: Okay]
Ayam is offline, but you can still send him a message. 
(dalam hati: FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK♥)

Ayam: =              . .              = 
Aku: Kenapa? Bukan kau dah offline? 
Ayam: Online tak ajak, tahi betul ="= 
Aku: Ye lah, perlu aku invite kau bila aku online. 
Ayam: heyps..., awucks nieyh apew lewrh..., [Google Translate: Hei, awak ni, apalah...]
Aku: Okay, so, acano esok? Kau pergi lah, aku tak confirm lagi -____- 
Ayam: LewRhh..., xBeSt LewRh xDeW AwUcKs..., CiaNn tAww ScHayeW NieYh..., [Google Translate: Lah...tak best lah takde awak. Kesian tau, saya ni...]
(dalam hati: Apahal ni ?! Kesian cikgu Tadika, Taska, Darjah Satu dia, ajar BM eja elok elok)

Aku: == nanti aku confirm. Okay, offline dulu. Malam & Wasslamualaikum ^^  
AnisseWu is offline, but you can still send her a message. 
Ayam is offline, but you can still send him a message.

Usually, bila orang start dengan text pelik pelik tuu, aku tak respond.
Memanglah biadap. Tapi aku ada ego aku sendiri. Aku taksuka nak balas orang yang macam acuh tak acuh nak chat aku. Kadang kadang aku tulis panjang, dia reply seketul seketul. Nak nangis aku tau. Seriously, rasa nak koyakkan phone aku kalau aku ni Dr. Banner or Hulk 

Anyway, I'm sorry if I was acting way too far or being rude here. I'm sorry (: But, hey, aku sayang korang tau, tapi malangnya di tangga yang ke berapa entah lah. Don't expect me that much. Mehhe ><
Yeah, seriously 

Okay, lihat ini ! Ini sebelum, dan sekarang hidup still buffering---

I really wish to work really hard this year.
Betul, tak tipu ! Aku nak kerja kuat kuat killer baby, in order to success !

So that, aku takde lah wasting my time macam gambar atas tuu.

NO MORE STRESS!
NO MORE DESPAIR!
NO MORE SADNESS!
NO MORE FRUSTRATION!
NO MORE DISAPPOINTMENT!
NO MORE 'FOREVER ALONE'!

Last one, a bit embarrassing sebab sometimes aku terasa macam tuu TT TT
But now, hell no! NO MORE FOREVER ALONE! Ye lah, sebab aku rasa aku dah ada semua and most important right now, ALLAH SELALU ADA DENGAN AKU (':

Mehhe >< Aku kan selalu hangout dengan kakak & mak aku. 

Bila jalan jalan, tengok perempuan tu hangout dengan geng dia (':
Bila jalan jalan lagi, tengok perempuan tu hangout dengan boyfie dia (":
Bila jalan jalan laju lagi, tengok jarang perempuan tu hangout dengan family dia :3

Untunglah~

Aku lagi untung, tak pernah ada boyfie. Sebab apa? Aku sombong & membosankan xD
So what? Allah pelihara aku daripada ber-couple, so that Mr. Future Husband pun untunglah~ sebab berjaya menjadi kekasih aku yang pertama & terakhir, jauh daripada dosa & maksiat. Mehhe, untunglah~

Ecece, baru 18. Belum lagi atas atas tuu. Habislah kau.
Anis, baik kau doa sekarang, supaya terpelihara daripada semua tuu ="=

Enough.

Instant update:
  • 7th May, 2012 - Keputusan UPU. Sungguh nervous ="=
  • Sedang menjalani sesi muhassabah diri, self-conducted. Sounds kinda odd, kan? Kau ada apa aku ada? 

That's it. Wassalamualaikum 


P/S:
Rasa pelik kalau tak post gambar suami. Nah ~

Kevin Wu